Srbin
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 9:46:05 GMT 10
Post by Srbin on May 18, 2005 9:46:05 GMT 10
Tri prez noshtta.
Vodesht na radioshou entusiazirano objavjava:
- A sega za tezi, koito ne obichat svoite sasedi, pesen ot noviot album na AC/DC.
Shto e kazal Bog, kogato e sozdal negara?
"Opa on go prepekoh!"
Kuma Lisa i Kumcho Valcho se ozhenili. Sled devet meseca ona rodila praseta. Pribira se edna vecher Kumcho Valcho, edva se drzi na kraka, no uspiava da izbie vratata so shut, vliza v kasti i zapochva da vika na zenata si:
- Kurvo riza,zashto si mi rodila praseta?
Lisa go poglezda izpod vezdi, slaga ruki na krstot, tropva s krak i zapochva da izbroiava na prsti:
- Prvo: ne sym kurva, a obshtitelna! Vtoro: ne sym riza, a svetlo mahagonena i treto - kato mi se pribirash sekoja vecher pijan kato svinja shto da ti rodia?!
;D ;D
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 15:44:52 GMT 10
Post by Nikola on May 18, 2005 15:44:52 GMT 10
wtf   |
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 18:41:23 GMT 10
Post by dijana on May 18, 2005 18:41:23 GMT 10
Yeah Nik, your not the only one that can't read what's written..  Anyone else?  All I can see is this: Òóê ïèøåòå âèöîâè,à íå åäíà òåìà çà åäåí âèö.Îâà òåìà å çà ñâè(ñè÷êè) âèöîâè.Íî,êàêî ñàêàòå. Òðè ïðåç íîùòà. Âîäåù íà ðàäèîøîó åíòóñèàçèðàíî îáÿâÿâà: - À ñåãà çà òåçè, êîèòî íå îáè÷àò ñâîèòå ñúñåäè, ïåñåí îò íîâèÿ àëáóì íà AC/DC. Øòî å êàçàë Áîã, êîãàòî å ñúçäàë íåãúðà? "Îïà òîÿ ãî ïðåïåêîõ!" Êóìà Ëèñà è Êóì÷î Âúë÷î ñå îæåíèëè. Ñëåä äåâåò ìåñåöà òÿ ðîäèëà ïðàñåíöà. Ïðèáèðà ñå åäíà âå÷åð Êóì÷î Âúë÷î, åäâà ñå äúðæè íà êðàêà, íî óñïÿâà äà èçáèå âðàòàòà ñ øóò, âëèçà â êúùè è çàïî÷âà äà âèêà íà áëàãîâåðíàòà ñè: - Êóðâî ðèæà,çàøòî ñè ìè ðîäèëà ïðàñåíöà? Ëèñà ãî ïîãëåæäà èçïîä âåæäè, ñëàãà ðúöå íà êðúñòà, òðîïâà ñ êðàê è çàïî÷âà äà èçáðîÿâà íà ïðúñòè: - Ïúðâî: íå ñúì êóðâà, à îáùèòåëíà! Âòîðî: íå ñúì ðèæà, à ñâåòëî ìàõàãîíåíà è òðåòî - êàòî ìè ñå ïðèáèðàø âñÿêà âå÷åð ïèÿí êàòî ñâèíÿ øòî äà òè ðîäÿ?!  Edit: Now I can see it.. he he.. sorry.  ;D |
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Srbin
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 21:19:25 GMT 10
Post by Srbin on May 18, 2005 21:19:25 GMT 10
Åååå,âè ñòå ìàêåäîíöè.Íå ðàçáèðàòå ëè áðå Èëè íå ìîæå äà âèäèòå êèðèëèöà,çîøòî íå âè ÿ ïîäðæà windowas? Do you see the Cyrrilic script or some strange symbols? If you don't see the script,I will write that in Latin letters |
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 21:48:53 GMT 10
Post by Slovan on May 18, 2005 21:48:53 GMT 10
We can all read cyrillic and we see cyrillic. But it is written in Bulgarian (like Russian, which I know) and as I learned from the last 6 months: Macedonian is VERY different from Bulgarian. www.maknews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=334But if any of you know Serbian then check these jokes: www.vicevi.co.yu. |
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Âèöîâè
May 18, 2005 23:18:10 GMT 10
Post by dijana on May 18, 2005 23:18:10 GMT 10
Sorry Srbin, I see strange symbols!! Write it in latin.  |
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Srbin
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Âèöîâè
May 19, 2005 0:33:20 GMT 10
Post by Srbin on May 19, 2005 0:33:20 GMT 10
10x for the site ;D,Slovane
Slovan,
You have been learning Bulgarian(or Russian,what exactly?)for 6 months?Really?
There is a new toppic about Macedonian language
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Âèöîâè
May 19, 2005 1:08:37 GMT 10
Post by Slovan on May 19, 2005 1:08:37 GMT 10
I have been learning Russian for 2 years now, but I have been learning Macedonian for 6 months. The azbuka of Bulgarian is different and reminds me of Russian. Hehe... No offence really. |
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Anyone else? 
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