Acko
Junior Member
Posts: 21
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Post by Acko on Sept 15, 2004 21:20:20 GMT 10
Mesna Zaednica = Meat Community
Mnogu se sekirav = I axed myself very much
Rachunajte na mene = Calculate on me
Pederushka = f*g Bag
Shto ima? = What has?
Koj te Shisha = Who cuts your hair
Zoshto da ne = Why yes no
Nosi se = Carry yourself
Od pamtivek = since remember century
Izbrishi se = erase yourself
Tekovni prashanja = Liquid questions
Da se zeme zdravo za gotovo = To take healthy for over
idi begaj = go escape
Da se vodi smetka = to lead the bill
Samoubiec = only killer
Ajde da igrame karti = Let's play tickets
Dve jajca na oko = Two eggs on eye
Barem da imav malku poveke vreme = If I only had a little more weather
Go delam vasheto mislenje = I divide your opinion
Na lice mesto = On the face of the place
Toj e svetla tochka = He is bright full stop
Sto ti paga na pamet = What is falling on your brain
Pukavme od smea = We were shooting from laughter
Na koj ti toa = To whom you this
Zemja pijan = drunk as a earth
Da pivneme neshto od noga = Let's drink something from the legs
Sopruga = With railway
Pop-Peach = Priest-singer
Usmereno obrazovanie = Directed cheeking
Acko
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Provod
New Member
Site za makedonija!!
Posts: 13
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Post by Provod on Sept 27, 2004 3:54:04 GMT 10
More ways to tell ur maco
You're 18 years old and your dad still checks if your wearing a singlet underneath your t-shirt.
· Your friends get in the car and smell like "munja".
· Your parents eat lubenica with leb and sirejne.
· You have 5 difdiks in your house.
· You ask your mum to go out and she says...Prashajgo tatkoti
· Your parents invite people over to watch old Macedonian weddings and makedonski prikazni.
· It's 8 oclock and your dads like "Odi Vkrevet"
· Half of your backyard is a bufcha
· You have every single plant possible in your house
· You have at least 2 porcelain flower centerpieces in your house
· Your parents buy you winter coats three sizes too big so it will fit the next year
· You have a crveno jajce in your window from last year
· Everytime it's quiet your dad farts and says "Jas ne prdnav, beshe majkati"
· You have 75 kebina on your beds and couches
· You can't go out with friends who aren't Macedonian
· Your dad has 2 birthdays because he was signed in the hospital 5 days after he was born.
· Your walls can't be anything BUT white
· Your parents make you go to Macedonia to find a husband or wife
· Your parents talk about how great Macedonia is but they live in Australia.
· You get hurt & you need to go to the hospital and your parents say "Nisto nema...Ke ti pomini kako na kuche"
· You hurt yourself and your parents get mad at you for crying
· Every person that is dark skin is a guptin or a "majmun"
· You can't go in someones house without taking your shoes off
· Your'e a girl and can't have a boyfriend until your 18... only to find that when you turn 18 .. it changes to 21
· Your first boyfriend has to be your husband
· Your mum invites your friends mum over for "turkso kafe i na muabet(gossip)"
· You cant sit on the front porch stairs because they're cement and your gonna get "prolif"
· Fish and graf are part of your daily diet
· You have at least one "vezana slika" in your house
· Your dad calls your mum "zeno"
· You have a big clock set hanging on your walls that doesn't work and its just there for decoration
· You travel to Macedonia and take 4 suitcases of old clothes for your family over there and only one shirt and pair of jeans for yourself
· Every Macedonian guy has one pinky nail thats long so he could pick his nose
· You read this to your parents and they get mad because your making fun of Macedonians,
· You come home later than you are allowed to and your dad says to you: "More ima mamicheto da ti go eb.m" and your mum looks at him weird as if to say "YEAH YOU WISH"!
· You have guests come to your house for the first time and the old lady takes lady guest for a tour around the house and explains where everything is.
· Your old man does a Service and Tune on his car by himself so he doesnt have to pay a mechanic.
· Visitors come over and your old man yells out to the old lady: "Zeno, donesi po edno VB"
· Visitors come over and your dad/mum put on the Maco channel on TARBS and tells the visitors: "Aaaaaaa vie go nemate ova"
· Your mum goes shopping and she never ends up buying what she originally intended to buy.
· Your parents go shopping and you can hear them fighting from the other end of the shop.
· Your mum and dad are shopping at the supermarket and your mum says to your dad: "Tuka frutata e skapa, ke kupime od fruta shopot"
· Your aunties drives your uncles home after your birthday party.
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